Reverse Cowgirl
deep animosity by Anonymous | | Posted On Saturday, November 28, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Dear Cunt.
I've often wondered what my life would be like if you weren't in it. I don't mean if you were dead, but if you never existed at all.
As I start to imagine things, it always seemed to go like this: I am happy in the arms of a man that looked somewhat like Ryan Reynolds, and we're in a yacht sailing through the Caribbean. Then we go back to civilization and I introduce him to my friends and family and they like him, and the next day we go back to sailing the open seas. Happiness.
And then I snap back to reality and all I can think about is that if it were real life, the hunk of a man that was I was sailing with in my imagination, would be gone.
With you.
Doing the reverse cowgirl.
and that just ruins my day. Fuck You.
I've often wondered what my life would be like if you weren't in it. I don't mean if you were dead, but if you never existed at all.
As I start to imagine things, it always seemed to go like this: I am happy in the arms of a man that looked somewhat like Ryan Reynolds, and we're in a yacht sailing through the Caribbean. Then we go back to civilization and I introduce him to my friends and family and they like him, and the next day we go back to sailing the open seas. Happiness.
And then I snap back to reality and all I can think about is that if it were real life, the hunk of a man that was I was sailing with in my imagination, would be gone.
With you.
Doing the reverse cowgirl.
and that just ruins my day. Fuck You.
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